October 2011
1 post
September 2011
2 posts
there are bigger issues in the world other than...
Amen
Is there anything less attractive...
… than someone constantly talking about how shit their life is?
Right, I understand that some people do have tougher lives than others, and I totally respect that. To be honest, if you’ve got a problem - I’ll always listen. However, when I see the sort of things some people post on Tumblr, it is an absolute JOKE.
No one wants to be your “superman”, or...
August 2011
9 posts
6 tags
“My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house,...”
– LOL… lucky escape (via allyelly)
haha
Just a thought...
… if some people gave a fuck about OTHER things in life as much as they seemed to give a fuck about being in a relationship, the world would be SOOOO different.
It really isn’t the be all and end all, even if it feels like it is. Perspective is what it’s all about.
After you see someone break up on facebook after...
ijustdontgivahfuhck:
” HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS IN LOVEEE HAHAAHA STFU! BITCH YOU MAD YOU MAD! “
haha. True actually.
Sorry...
but how you can you be “in love” after being with someone for 2 weeks?
I know you can’t put a timescale on love, but when it’s happened within 2 weeks in every previous relationship you’ve ever had - it does really start to ask it’s own questions… right?
If you're with someone...
… and you want to get hold of them, or tell them something wouldn’t you just TXT or CALL them if you wanted to tell them how much you were “looking forward to seeing them later”, or “smashing their backdoors in”?
So putting it on FB can ONLY be because they actually think the rest of the world ACTUALLY wants to know this highly important information…Why...
"My wonderful boyfriend is making me lasagne for...
At what point in typing that sentence do you think anyone reading it is going to give a fuck?
I would argue the only word that people actually care about is “lasagne”.
Lasagne = interesting.
Your relationship = Ooooh, look at that paint drying….
Online PDA's. Fuck Off.
Aimed at literally no one in particular but I keep seeing it more and more, and it makes me gag. Maybe it’s just me, but you seriously don’t have to plaster your fb/twitter etc with pictures of you and your partner, and little “tit-bits” of how great a partnership you are… GOOD FOR YOU. Honestly, no one actually gives a fuck about you and your partners lovey dovey relationship and the little...
An Introduction...
This is for anyone that like me, shares a slightly cynical view to the fact that being in a relationships solves all of your problems, and ultimately makes you a happier person.
In my experience, and from my friends experience, I would actually argue in a lot of cases they don’t.
If you are the sort of person that updates your facebook every 5 minutes with another pointless anecdote about...
