Is there anything less attractive…
… than someone constantly talking about how shit their life is?
Right, I understand that some people do have tougher lives than others, and I totally respect that. To be honest, if you’ve got a problem - I’ll always listen. However, when I see the sort of things some people post on Tumblr, it is an absolute JOKE.
No one wants to be your “superman”, or “superwoman” - not REALLY. Miserable people are not attractive. FACT. So by further moaning about why you’re single - you are really not helping yourself.
Harsh? maybe. True? I think so.
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
Just a thought…
… if some people gave a fuck about OTHER things in life as much as they seemed to give a fuck about being in a relationship, the world would be SOOOO different.
It really isn’t the be all and end all, even if it feels like it is. Perspective is what it’s all about.
After you see someone break up on facebook after they was just together for a WEEK!
” HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS IN LOVEEE HAHAAHA STFU! BITCH YOU MAD YOU MAD! “
haha. True actually.
(Source: ferrahmanson, via wave-at-haters)
Sorry…
but how you can you be “in love” after being with someone for 2 weeks?
I know you can’t put a timescale on love, but when it’s happened within 2 weeks in every previous relationship you’ve ever had - it does really start to ask it’s own questions… right?
Now this is true love.
If you’re with someone…
… and you want to get hold of them, or tell them something wouldn’t you just TXT or CALL them if you wanted to tell them how much you were “looking forward to seeing them later”, or “smashing their backdoors in”?
So putting it on FB can ONLY be because they actually think the rest of the world ACTUALLY wants to know this highly important information…Why why why?
“My wonderful boyfriend is making me lasagne for dinner tonight!”
At what point in typing that sentence do you think anyone reading it is going to give a fuck?
I would argue the only word that people actually care about is “lasagne”.
Lasagne = interesting.
Your relationship = Ooooh, look at that paint drying….
